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My love, I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you. What about you?
Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day by repopulating the planet.
Every man would agree, that 14th of February should be celebrated in a fiscally but not sexually conservative way.
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – By Author Unknown
There only one thing which is more exhausting than planning Valentine’s Day and it is pretending to be excited about it.
No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.
Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.
I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a tone of likes.
Love is a game that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor
Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz
You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.
Being a single, for the February 14th I am making reservations for several glasses of wine in my mouth.
My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.
On Valentine’s Day women strive to find the right guy, to who she could tell everyday that he is wrong.
You may find it hard to find a girlfriend on Valentines’ Day if your X-ray is better than you photo.
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine.
Wish our Valentine’s Day sicken all our single friends.
It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.
I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.- By Maya Angelou
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
This Valentine’s Day, I am wishing you all the love a somewhat logical string of emojis can convey.
Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who took a bigger risk marrying me than the guy who’s about to marry Amanda Knox.
May your status on Facebook do not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.
You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.
Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.
Let’s celebrate 364 days without having to be thoughtful towards our loved ones.
It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day may be a success only if you get cards from a secret admirer, who isn’t just you sending this card to yourself.
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